1 min: Why is it so cold, its June damn it! Why did I wear shorts today?
2 min: I hate how these shorts rise up. But they make my butt look so nicee.
3 min: Bottoms up, bottoms up, ey, what’s in your cup. Got a couple bottles, but a couple ain’t enough. Bottoms up, bottoms up, throw your hands up…
4 min: I seriously need some new songs.
5 min: Nicki Minaj’s butt is way too big for her.
6 min: Ooh that’s a nice lawn. Man, we need to cut our grass.
7 min: Oh sh*t! Clean up after your dog people! That.was.close.
8 min: Why are there so many slugs on the road? I wonder what they eat, do they even have a mouth. Why are they so black?
9 min: Damn, I need new runners.
10 min: Why is it so hawwttt?
11 min: I wonder what the kids are doing?
12 min: Can’t wait until Christopher is in full-day school.
13 min: That kid can really drive me crazy sometimes.
14: Got me like, ooh myy gosh I’m soo in love
I found you finallyy, you make me wanna say
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Ohh myy gosh…
15 min: Thank God I live in Canada.
16 min: I wonder how long it takes to cut the grass on this field.
17 min: I wonder how many people visit my blog today.
18 min: Why were there only 30 hits yesterday?
19 min: Maybe it’s because I published it in the morning. Yeah, people tend to read blogs in the evening. That must be it.
20 min: I wonder if they like my new layout.
21 min: I should totally write a blog about these thoughts.
22 min: Is it half way yet?
23 min: Aww, what a cute old couple.
24 min: What do old people do with all their free time?
25 min: I wish I had free time.
26 min: Feel like I’m wearing a swimsuit right now.
27 min: I could really use a foot massage.
28 min: my feet are getting tired
29 min: Must…beat…my body… and make it my slaveee.
30 min: Gosh, has it only been half an hour?!